Open Letter to Justin Timberlake
here are your career options.
- make a new fucking album
- join snl as a permanent cast member
- the end
- thats it
- those are your choices
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You’re really drunk right now; I don’t think you’re going to remember any of this.
Pitch Perfect (2012)
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| BRITISH EMPIRE: | All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes- |
|---|---|
| AMERICAN COLONIES: | Huzzah! Time to get drunk! |
| BRITISH EMPIRE: | Except on tea. |
| AMERICAN COLONIES: | What? |
| BRITISH EMPIRE: | Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now. |
| AMERICAN COLONIES: | We’re not buying your stupid tea. |
| BRITISH EMPIRE: | Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea? |
| AMERICAN COLONIES: | Yes. We’ll drink coffee. |
| BRITISH EMPIRE: | Do you even know what that is? |
| AMERICAN COLONIES: | No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly. |
| BRITISH EMPIRE: | Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore. |
| BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: | Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea. |
| BRITISH EMPIRE: | Oh, for—just drink the tea. |
| AMERICAN COLONIES: | No. |
| BRITISH EMPIRE: | Do it. |
| AMERICAN COLONIES: | NO. |
| BRITISH EMPIRE: | Drink it. |
| AMERICAN COLONIES: | Fuck you. |
| BRITISH EMPIRE: | Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face. |
| AMERICAN COLONIES: | *Boston Tea Party* |
| BRITISH EMPIRE: | What the hell? |
| AMERICAN COLONIES: | We heard it was Indians. |
| BRITISH EMPIRE: | That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar. |
| AMERICAN COLONIES: | You get all types in Boston. |
| BRITISH EMPIRE: | …*Coercive Acts* |
| AMERICAN COLONIES: | Oh, it is ON. |
- ice age
- ice age: the meltdown
- ice age: dawn of the dinosaurs
- ice age: continental drift
- ice age: the cavemen
- ice age: roman empire
- ice age: the birth of jesus
- ice age: the dark ages
- ice age: the renaissance
- ice age: discovery of america
- ice age: wwii
- ice age: 9/11
- ice age: madagascar
- step up: ice age
- ice age:the musical
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HOW
How is it that someone my age (21) is married already, but I’ve never even had a boyfriend?
How is it that every single guy I like either has a girlfriend, is married, or likes someone else?
How is it that I’m completely invisible to the emotional side of every guy in the world?
